Applied Reasoning and Assumption
Seen that advert? You know the one. The one where they go on about Road Tax, and how, if they avoid Road Tax, the probably avoid Insurance. And if they avoid insurance they probably avoid MOTs. And if they avoid MOTs, they will likely not take care of their cars. And if they don't take care of their cars, they'll almost definitely drive into a pram. Bastards. So we should shop them to our good friends in the Police immediately. Goddamn it. They should be shot.
Oh, and if you don't have a goldfish, you're a wanker.