Dag 670: Wot no woss weport?

I have had a number of people asking what happened to last weeks woss weport, so here is the story:

There was a woss weport last week and it was published on Friday night as usual. However it was pulled on Saturday night due to the fact that it had not only failed the quality control test, but it had also told me to fuck off.

One of the reasons it failed its quality control test was because I missed the first half of the show and didn't pay much attention to the second half and the reason it told me to fuck off was because my opening story was not up to my usual high standard of literary accomplishment. In fact not only had it failed my quality control test, but I had failed its quality control test.

It is currently being held in quarenteen and if I manage to improve it over the next day or two I will re-instate it. Otherwise I will leave it where it is and hope that next weeks weport is back up to the usual standard.

additional notes from the day before xmas eve
I have had a few complaints about the language used in this post so I have decided to re-instate last weeks woss weport by way of recompence. I hope that makes you stuck up sticky beaks happy.