Dag 774: The lunatic was on the gwarse

The mist was swirling through the woods, causing me to stumble and trip over a hidden root.

So, without further ado, let me introduce tonights very special guests.
We've got:
Sir Alan Sugar - I don't think much of your program so you're fired
Tamsin Greig - I like her a lot, she has been in some tip top top of the range comedies (and she was also in an episode of Jonathan Creek)
Ant and Dec - Weddy to Wumble
music will be by - Gorilaz, in the mist

Mr Woss started off by showing us what a top internet buff he is by telling us how he surfed right onto the web site of My Morrissey Smith (the no show from last weeks show) and found that someone had posted a message onto his site saying what a good interview Morrissey had done and how great the 2 songs he sung were.

All I can say is that if Mr Woss was such a good internet buff he would have found this site by now and would be posting a Wjeekly Bjork Bjiggler Rjeport on his blog each week.

So Alan Suger came on, said some stuff and went off again. I didn't pay too much attention as I am not much of a high flying businessman and I hate wearing a suit. See me in a suit and you know I'm wishing I was somewhere else.

I'm glad all that stuff is over because now it is Tamsin so I can start paying attention. I used to know a girl called Tamsin Eskdale and she borrowed a triple LP off me by Godley and Creme and never returned it. I can't remember what it was called but it featured Peter Cook and Dudley Moore doing some pretty funny stuff between songs. I wouldn't mind that back if you are reading this Tamsin. And while we're on the subject - please can I have my skateboard back Heather. In fact could all the girls I know please return all the stuff you have of mine? Thankyou.

While we are on the subject of Black Books, the other week I saw the end of a Bill Bailey live show and he did an impression of Kraftwerk doing a german version of the Hokey Kokey which I found really good.

I've hardly finished writing this up and Wossy boy is kicking her off. I've never seen a guest be on such a short time. I pressume it is because those high flyers Ant and Dec up next.

The puffs and the piano sang lets get ready to rumble as they came on so they obviously have the same sense of humour as me.

Wossy and teh 2 boys have waffled on now for about 3 times as long as Tamsin was on and I can't really remember much that has been said, but right now thay are talking about some new film that is out featuring Ant and Dec. The film is called alien autopsey or something and the clip of it showed that it included somebody who has been in an episode of Black Books, so it might actually end up having a few decent bits in it - maybe.

As the show draws to a close we are informed that there will be no Jonathan Ross show next week, that of course meens there will also be no Weekly Woss Weport, so I'd better try and come up with something else instead.

Now it is time for the Gorilaz and although the song sounds pretty good and the band are joined by a childrens choir and various other live instruments, the 4 members of the band seem a bit wooden in their performance.

So Weekly Woss may be over, but if you want to carry on watching some music you could watch Georgie fame on BBC2 or the Gorilaz in concert on Channel 4.

I think I'll watch channel 4 (but I should add that I would rather be watching a film of the Cocteau Twins in concert).