I got a new mobile phone a couple of years ago. It was a nice one, was used in the Matrix film. Nokia 9110 or something.
I've never quite worked out how I managed it, but I had it in my shirt pocket one day when I was in the bathroom. I was only doing a normal number one, nothing Greyfriers relates at all. Now, I can't remember exactly how it occured, but as I leant over to flush the toilet the phone dropped from my pocket, straight into the bowl. Quandry. The toilet had successfully flushed, so in theory this was clean water now, suitable for even the most discerning dog. On the other hand, I'd just pissed there and now had to delve in and recover my brand new phone. Of course, I did. Plucked the offending article from the offensive location and scrubbed my hands to a bone-showing level. The phone lay on the radiator for a couple of days before trying to switch it on, which didn't work. I had to phone O2 and declare it broken, said it had just stopped working. They sent me a new one and I returned the defective item.
Anyone get a refurbished 9110 a couple of months later?