Welcome to Thursday, we've been expecting you.
I was watching some documentary on one of the bonus channels last night. I think it might have been BBC3 or something, but they all tend to merge into one after a while, don't they?
Come to think of it, the only reason I was watching it was because I was bored, and there was nothing worth watching on the rest of the channels until the cheap porn started on Living after 11. Last nights efforts included some sort of playing around naked in mud and some guy guessing the size of chicks breasts before getting a prostrate massage or something. I also started watching Looney Tunes - Back in Action and proceeded to giggle at the exploits of Daffy, Bugs and Elmer until it switched into a Roger Rabbit style live action deal, then I got bored and switched it off to get back to the dirty channels.
So, all in all, another few hours of my life wasted.
At my signal, unleash hell!